bb Albert Provocateur: August 2006

Albert Provocateur

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Albert and Einstein


He's always trying to steal the spotlight, my dear friend Albert. Join us for a stroll, and, while you're at it, increase your medical IQ by reading further in this blog site. Dr. Al Posted by Picasa

Monday, August 28, 2006

Sinusaurus

Osseous caverns and canyons rumble to the oncoming onslaught of entities of proportions unimaginable to any but those afflicted by their resounding romp. Pterodactyls on high, Ichthyosaurs in fluid media, and Brontosaurs, Triceratops, Tyrannosaurus rex, and Velociraptors on the ground, once mighty, now extinct, never inflicted carnage on a scale comparable to the 37 million annual victims of their successor, the Sinusaurus. A cold or allergy attack that fails to fossilize heralds its march on the horizon into maxillary cavities, and best defense lies in the grunts, admonitions, moldy concoctions, and surgical “clubs” of a Neanderthal descendant, your doctor.
Acute bacterial sinusitis is bacterial in nature and sometimes mastodonic in its ramifications. A cold, allergy, or environmental pollutant may inflame the sinuses and prevent their drainage of accumulated mucus into the nasal passages, leading to congestion and infection by bacterial symbionts. When attacks of sinusitis wreak annoyance, if not havoc, occur frequently, or last three months or longer, the species has most likely evolved into its chronic form. Chronic sinusitis, while docile on the symptomatic front, is likely to pounce like a saber-toothed tiger, causing damage to sinuses and cheekbones and sometimes requiring surgery to repair.
A camouflaged predator, at home in hostile surroundings, sinusitis provides false assurances by laying low or by mimicking minor annoyances like the common cold or allergies. When the time is right, nasal congestion, facial pain or pressure, and headache make their appearance. Thick, purulent or discolored nasal discharge, along with other nonspecific symptoms including cough, sneezing, and fever, bring up the rear. Add to the mix tooth pain and halitosis and Homo sapiens reverts to caveman behavioral patterns, especially when bending over or lying supine increases discomfort.
While most cases of acute sinusitis present after or in conjunction with a viral upper respiratory infection caused by rhinovirus, parainfluenza virus, or influenza virus, bacterial sinusitis complicates only 0.2 to 2% of these viral infections. That is little consolation, however, as a riot in Jurassic Park can loose the Sinusaurus on fertile neurologic terrain, and result in pain and inflammation of the eye orbits, thrombosis of cerebral veins, meningitis, and cerebral abscess. What should have amounted to a campaign of no more than 4 weeks then degenerates into a fight for survival, pitting bipeds against the forces for extinction.
Clinical history and/or setting, not the high technology of computed tomography (CT) or sinus radiography, suffices for the diagnosis of acute sinusitis. Facial or tooth pain in combination with purulent nasal discharge and persisting for more than 7 days, like the crashing of jungle trees, makes tracking the beast elementary. Chronic sinusitis, on the other hand, is a wilier creature, given to periods of stalking of greater than 12 weeks, more damaging yet less alarming to its prey, and very difficult to corner and cure. Antibiotic resistance and surgical complications form inherent parts of its defense mechanism when CT, endoscopic examination, and biopsied tissue samples for histologic examination and culture have individuated its habitat.
Oral and topical decongestants, nasal saline rinses, and intranasal steroids are brought to bear on the behemoth for 7 days. When they are found to bounce off its scales, oral amoxicillin administered in a dose of 875 mg twice a day for 10 days usually finishes the job. Not so for its chronic cousin. Surgery becomes the only recourse available when those weapons fail, providing a significant, albeit short-term, breather.
Enormous beings of thick flesh and blood ruled majestically long before the appearance of man, machine, and the Sinusaurus. When they, too, are long gone, perhaps the streptococcus and its infinitely smaller brethren will direct day to day business from thrones invisible to all but the eyes of God.

Copyright 2006, Albert M. Balesh, M.D. All rights reserved.
Inspired by June Chacon and Carina Ramirez, Ph.D.

Publishing Pandemic

List of medical articles written by Dr. Albert M. Balesh (2003-2004-2005-2006-2007) for the West Texas County Courier Newspaper (www.wtccourier.com). Full text of these medical publications may be viewed below on this blog site or on the newspaper website.

1. Balesh AM. Supercalafragilistichemochromatosis. WTXCC July 10, 2003; 30:28.
2. Balesh AM. Eye-atollah. WTXCC August 7, 2003; 30:32.
3. Balesh AM. Elder-bury Whine. WTXCC September 4, 2003; 30:36.
4. Balesh AM. Staying Abreast of Breast Cancer. WTXCC October 2, 2003; 30:40.
5. Balesh AM. Mr. Trouble – The Daily Dilemma of Diabetic Decay. WTXCC Nov. 6, 2003; 30:45.
6. Balesh AM. Motor Madness. WTXCC December 4, 2003; 30:49.
7. Balesh AM. Cupid’s Conceit. WTXCC January 1, 2004; 31:1.
8. Balesh AM. Vege-toll. WTXCC February 5, 2004; 31:6.
9. Balesh AM. The Al and Joe Medicine Show. WTXCC March 4, 2004; 31:10.
10. Balesh AM. Forty Winks or Forty Wives? WTXCC April 8, 2004; 31:15.
11. Balesh AM. Medical Technology: Midas Touch or Dr. Frankenstein? WTXCC May 6, 2004; 31:19.
12. Balesh AM. Stem Cells: You Can’t Live with ‘Em, You Can’t Live without ‘Em. WTXCC June 3, 2004; 31:23.
13. Balesh AM. Tick, Tock, You Can’t Ignore the Fertility Clock. WTXCC July 1, 2004; 31:27.
14. Balesh AM. TB or not To Be. WTXCC August 5, 2004; 31:32.
15. Balesh AM. Physician Roulette: Come on like Thunder to Prevent Medical Blunder. WTXCC September 2, 2004; 31:36.
16. Balesh AM. Bugged! WTXCC September 30, 2004; 31:40.
17. Balesh AM. Flat Tired. WTXCC November 4, 2004; 31:45.
18. Balesh AM. Vaccimum. WTXCC December 2, 2004; 31:49.
19. Balesh AM. Hocus-pocus Meningococcus. WTXCC January 6, 2005; 32:1.
20. Balesh AM. Terminator versus Defibrillator. WTXCC February 3, 2005; 32:5.
21. Balesh AM. Blackbird. WTXCC December 29, 2005; 32:52.
22. Balesh AM. Fall from Grace. WTXCC February 9, 2006; 33:6.
23. Balesh AM. Vital Mends with Vitamins. WTXCC March 9, 2006; 33:10.
24. Balesh AM. Placebo Domingo. WTXCC April 6, 2006; 33:14.
25. Balesh AM. Face to Place. WTXCC May 4, 2006; 33:18.
26. Balesh AM. Ornery Coronary. WTXCC June 8, 2006; 33:23.
27. Balesh AM. Skin Deep (Part 1). WTXCC August 17, 2006; 33:33.
28. Balesh AM. Skin Deeper (Part 2). WTXCC August 31, 2006; 33:35.
29. Balesh AM. Sinusaurus. WTXCC September 7, 2006; 33:36.
30. Balesh AM. Primary Dare. WTXCC October 5, 2006; 33:40.
31. Balesh AM. Setting Sons. WTXCC December 28, 2006; 33:52.
32. Balesh AM. Bare to Health Care. WTXCC February 8, 2007; 34:6.
33. Balesh AM. Screen Door. WTXCC March 2007 (in press).
34. Balesh AM. For Fear of Porphyria. WTXCC March 2007 (in press).
35. Balesh AM. Ups and Downs. WTXCC March 2007 (in press).

West Texas County Courier (WTXCC), 15344 Werling Ct., Horizon City, Texas 79928, tel. 915-852-3235, www.wtccourier.com
Albert M. Balesh, M.D. writes a monthly medical column, titled “What’s up, Doc?,” for the WTXCC.
All publications © 2003-2007, Albert M. Balesh, M.D. All rights reserved.

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Governmental Gonorrhea - Strange Bedfellows

What good are exposés in newspapers and magazines like Rolling Stone if heads in Washington, D.C. fail to roll after revelation? I am speaking about "The Next War" (Ledeen vs. Bamford), published in the August 10, 2006 issue of Rolling Stone Magazine. After reading the article, words like "incredulous" come to mind. We are, indeed, eyewitnesses to the fall of the American Empire. How do investigative journalists sleep at night, knowing full well that what amounts to their cries in the wind go unheeded by a runaway government and denied by an impotent public just trying to make ends meet? Perhaps ignorance is bliss, after all. Once again, we the people are victims of leaders and lobbyists who promote personal and criminal agendas with relative impunity in the name of greed and power. The greatest casualty in this war of wills and feigned self-righteousness, however, is the TRUTH. Rest assured that long after "they" silence speech and control the written word, there are those of us out here who will continue to fight the good fight. Although the electric trains and Barbie dolls of our innocent youth have ceded the day to the misinformation highway, press releases, and op-ed pieces of our children, the seeds of morality continue to germinate in places as hidden as the watering holes in Washington, D.C. frequented by double agents. Dr. Al

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Hole-in-one


One need only consider a skull (pictured) split open at the ear with its contents and fluids oozing out, the massive edema of the surviving tissue, the kaleidoscope of colors, fractured bone, and damaged dural lining, and the years, not months, of rehabilitation required to dampen the resulting right-sided paralysis, right-field blindness in both eyes, and the KO'd language center to know why I am vehemently opposed to the war in Iraq. This patient was lucky! Many don't survive, and many who do are reduced to little more than living, breathing Cabbage Patch dolls. IEDs (improvised explosive devices) know no national boundaries and respect no military or civilian status. Mangled or broken limbs, fractured skulls or rib cages, class-three burns, collapsed lungs and arteries, deafness, blindness, and septic infection are their calling cards, and their wake must be navigated by the friends, families, and U.S. taxpayers burdened with a limping, ailing, and possibly down-for-the-count Department of Veteran Affairs. (Figure taken from the May 4, 2006 issue of Rolling Stone Magazine) Dr. Al Posted by Picasa

Monday, August 14, 2006

Groggy Grandpa


As we get older, we learn to stretch our financial resources. Look what can happen, however, when old age stretches our cerebral veins, too, and an accidental fall ices the cake. Voila, subdural hematoma (dark region pictured on the right side of the MRI scan). Not caught in time, with misinterpretation of Grandpa's resulting confusion, it can lead to dire consequences. (Figure taken from August 2006 issue of Discover Magazine) Dr. Al Posted by Picasa

Skin Deep (Part 1)

From pimples to elephant men, the gamut is vast, but the terrain is the same. Skin is as deep as you need go, to discover what lurks beneath. More than a mere peephole, the integument provides a panoramic view to the internist bent on providing appropriate diagnosis, treatment, or referral to a dermatologist. So, let’s dive in, but keep it simple. The terminology is long and romantic, but, while tongues twist, principles are relatively straightforward. Observation is the name of the game, my dear Watson.
As we open the window to the inner workings of our biologic machinery, we note that skin manifestations can be associated with cutaneous, oncologic, cardiovascular, pulmonary, rheumatic, gastrointestinal, endocrine, and metabolic disorders. One size does not fit all, however, and it is the astute and patient clinician who brings order to the chaos of sameness. For while a blemish may mean house arrest for a testosterone-charged adolescent, it can signify something far more sinister for those whose middle years have been breached. Shakespeare called the same entity by many names. Today we give many names to different entities that may all look the same.
Enough of the cryptic, it’s on to the concrete. Whether we call it seborrheic dermatitis, seborrheic keratosis, urticaria, erythema multiforme, vitiligo, or erythema nodosum, we must concede that something is “rotten in Denmark.” While the hard, warty plaques of seborrheic keratosis may warrant a deeper look for an underlying adenocarcinoma of the gastrointestinal tract, the depigmented skin patches of vitiligo are no less important, serving as beacons to illuminate possible cases of thyroid disease, diabetes mellitus, pernicious anemia, or Addison’s disease (insufficiency of the adrenal gland). And who hasn’t seen the fluid-filled, cutaneous bubbles of urticaria, commonly known as hives, brought on by penicillin, sulfa drugs, aspirin, shellfish, nuts, and chocolate.
We never forget our first kiss, the prom, that sleek, new hot-rod we hid from our parents, or the unexpected roll in the hay on a warm, summer night. No less memorable, for those in their crosshairs, are the cutaneous metastases of buried cancers of the breast, colon, lung, and genitourinary tract. Their slumber and our relative complacency is often disturbed by the sprouting of epidermoid cysts and plaques that demand our attention when the cause may already be lost. And what of acanthosis nigricans, whose bark may or may not be as big as its bite? While its smooth, hard, velvet-like, skin plaques in the groin, axillae, and neck areas may warrant alarm and a trip to the barrister to put one’s affairs in order, due to its association with abdominal cancer, it may be caused by something much less injurious such as obesity, insulin-resistant diabetes, or systemic corticosteroids.
As children, we crossed our hearts and hoped to die when we made assertions requiring blind credence on the part of an audience. Nothing bad ever happened to us. So, those little white lies served as judge, jury, and coat of armor. Not so with little brown freckles. While they look innocuous enough, they may signal underlying cardiovascular problems, colorfully named LEOPARD, LAMB, or NAME syndromes. Nor are all the incantations in the world a match for a broken heart, when the yellow skin papules of pseudoxanthoma elasticum and the blue eye sclerae of Ehlers-Danlos syndrome point to defects of elastic and collagen fibers, respectively, and a “wicker ticker.”
While the “all clear” of an annual checkup evokes sighs of relief in those sailing uncharted waters, a sudden shift in surface tides may generate ripples indicative of the disturbed slumber of deeper demons.

© 2006, Albert M. Balesh, M.D. All rights reserved.

Skin Deeper (Part 2)

Like the depths that selfishly guard their secrets, our bodies hold inner truths that may or may not become evident at some mysteriously designated point in time. When, how, and why concern us very little. What is a weightier element, as we feel the visible can actually hurt us. We continue on our journey to investigate the skin as a window to hidden disease and our physiologic workings.
Do we dare breathe a sigh of relief through a purple nose? Perhaps for a Sioux warrior on the Little Bighorn that might have been possible. The war paint of today, however, in the form of red to purple plaques on the nose, raises smoke of an impending doom, reversing the historical tides of victory. Sarcoidosis, a multisystem, inflammatory disease with large cellular nodules in the lungs, bones, eyes, and skin, is a worthy and indomitable adversary who might have made even Custer proud.
It doesn’t end there, however. Patients with psoriatic arthritis, lupus erythematosus, and scleroderma are already behind the eight ball. They suffer from a battery of symptoms and signs resembling rheumatoid arthritis, as well as graver, more systemic manifestations. When it rains, they find themselves without umbrellas, and the facial rash, photosensitivity, skin calcification, oral ulcers, blisters, baldness, finger pallor, cyanosis, and redness, and further cutaneous incursions can be extremely annoying and demoralizing for their already ceaselessly trodden psyches.
The abdomen is a funny creature. We are alerted to its grumblings when nausea and vomiting point to our lack of self-control at the dinner table, a bug that has crept into our lives, or Montezuma’s revenge. But if that were not enough, just the sound of terms like Peutz-Jeghers syndrome and hereditary hemorrhagic telangiectasias (Osler-Weber-Rendu syndrome) are enough to scare the living daylights out of us. What we don’t know can hurt us, however, so the skin, lip, and oral freckles of Peutz-Jeghers and the dilated blood vessels in the lungs, liver brain, eye, and gastrointestinal tract of Osler-Weber-Rendu warrant a careful search for polyps of the small intestine and brain tumors, respectively. Throw the cutaneous manifestations of dermatitis herpetiformis, hepatitis C infection, and pyoderma gangrenosum into the mix, and we become painfully aware of the intricate nature of the tryst involving skin and gastrointestinal tract. In the case of pyoderma gangrenosum, the painful ulcers of the legs, often following trauma, may affect patients having inflammatory bowel disease or rheumatoid arthritis.
Which brings us to the stuff of nightmares. Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf, vampires, werewolves, gargoyles, goblins, ghosts, and mummies? Not us, you say. Well, that’s well and good, but the blistering skin lesions of porphyria and pseudoporphyria were once connected with folk tales, the living dead, and Count Dracula’s aversion to sunlight. Today we know the former disease processes to be connected to the ingestion of alcohol and medications (estrogen, diuretics, nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs, tretracycline), to kidney dialysis, to hepatitis B or C infection, and to tanning bed use.
Finally, the best (or worst) for last. It has been noted that 30%-50% of diabetic patients have or will have skin disease. Truth in numbers gives added weight to the already widely held notion that strict blood glucose control can do much to ward off the evil complications of this ubiquitous malady.
While a thick skin can do much to buttress a fragile ego, in much the same way that a wetsuit protects from the blue depths, thinner is better when it sounds the medical alarm to dive skin deep.

© 2006, Albert M. Balesh, M.D. All rights reserved.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Skin Deep

From pimples to elephant men, the gamut is vast, but the terrain is the same. Skin is as deep as you need go, to discover what lurks beneath. More than a mere peephole, the integument provides a panoramic view to the internist bent on providing appropriate diagnosis, treatment, or referral to a dermatologist. So, let’s dive in, but keep it simple. The terminology is long and romantic, but, while tongues twist, principles are relatively straightforward. Observation is the name of the game, my dear Watson.
As we open the window to the inner workings of our biologic machinery, we note that skin manifestations can be associated with cutaneous, oncologic, cardiovascular, pulmonary, rheumatic, gastrointestinal, endocrine, and metabolic disorders. One size does not fit all, however, and it is the astute and patient clinician who brings order to the chaos of sameness. For while a blemish may mean house arrest for a testosterone-charged adolescent, it can signify something far more sinister for those whose middle years have been breached. Shakespeare called the same entity by many names. Today we give many names to different entities that may all look the same.
Enough of the cryptic, it’s on to the concrete. Whether we call it seborrheic dermatitis, seborrheic keratosis, urticaria, erythema multiforme, vitiligo, or erythema nodosum, we must concede that something is “rotten in Denmark.” While the hard, warty plaques of seborrheic keratosis may warrant a deeper look for an underlying adenocarcinoma of the gastrointestinal tract, the depigmented skin patches of vitiligo are no less important, serving as beacons to illuminate possible cases of thyroid disease, diabetes mellitus, pernicious anemia, or Addison’s disease (insufficiency of the adrenal gland). And who hasn’t seen the fluid-filled, cutaneous bubbles of urticaria, commonly known as hives, brought on by penicillin, sulfa drugs, aspirin, shellfish, nuts, and chocolate.
We never forget our first kiss, the prom, that sleek, new hot-rod we hid from our parents, or the unexpected roll in the hay on a warm, summer night. No less memorable, for those in their crosshairs, are the cutaneous metastases of buried cancers of the breast, colon, lung, and genitourinary tract. Their slumber and our relative complacency is often disturbed by the sprouting of epidermoid cysts and plaques that demand our attention when the cause may already be lost. And what of acanthosis nigricans, whose bark may or may not be as big as its bite? While its smooth, hard, velvet-like, skin plaques in the groin, axillae, and neck areas may warrant alarm and a trip to the barrister to put one’s affairs in order, due to its association with abdominal cancer, it may be caused by something much less injurious such as obesity, insulin-resistant diabetes, or systemic corticosteroids.
As children, we crossed our hearts and hoped to die when we made assertions requiring blind credence on the part of an audience. Nothing bad ever happened to us. So, those little white lies served as judge, jury, and coat of armor. Not so with little brown freckles. While they look innocuous enough, they may signal underlying cardiovascular problems, colorfully named LEOPARD, LAMB, or NAME syndromes. Nor are all the incantations in the world a match for a broken heart, when the yellow skin papules of pseudoxanthoma elasticum and the blue eye sclerae of Ehlers-Danlos syndrome point to defects of elastic and collagen fibers, respectively, and a “wicker ticker.”
Do we dare breathe a sigh of relief through a purple nose? Perhaps for a Sioux warrior on the Little Bighorn that might have been possible. The war paint of today, however, in the form of red to purple plaques on the nose, raises smoke of an impending doom, reversing the historical tides of victory. Sarcoidosis, a multisystem, inflammatory disease with large cellular nodules in the lungs, bones, eyes, and skin, is a worthy and indomitable adversary who might have made even Custer proud.
It doesn’t end there, however. Patients with psoriatic arthritis, lupus erythematosus, and scleroderma are already behind the eight ball. They suffer from a battery of symptoms and signs resembling rheumatoid arthritis, as well as graver, more systemic manifestations. When it rains, they find themselves without umbrellas, and the facial rash, photosensitivity, skin calcification, oral ulcers, blisters, baldness, finger pallor, cyanosis, and redness, and further cutaneous incursions can be extremely annoying and demoralizing for their already ceaselessly trodden psyches.
The abdomen is a funny creature. We are alerted to its grumblings when nausea and vomiting point to our lack of self-control at the dinner table, a bug that has crept into our lives, or Montezuma’s revenge. But if that were not enough, just the sound of terms like Peutz-Jeghers syndrome and hereditary hemorrhagic telangiectasias (Osler-Weber-Rendu syndrome) are enough to scare the living daylights out of us. What we don’t know can hurt us, however, so the skin, lip, and oral freckles of Peutz-Jeghers and the dilated blood vessels in the lungs, liver brain, eye, and gastrointestinal tract of Osler-Weber-Rendu warrant a careful search for polyps of the small intestine and brain tumors, respectively. Throw the cutaneous manifestations of dermatitis herpetiformis, hepatitis C infection, and pyoderma gangrenosum into the mix, and we become painfully aware of the intricate nature of the tryst involving skin and gastrointestinal tract. In the case of pyoderma gangrenosum, the painful ulcers of the legs, often following trauma, may affect patients having inflammatory bowel disease or rheumatoid arthritis.
Which brings us to the stuff of nightmares. Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf, vampires, werewolves, gargoyles, goblins, ghosts, and mummies? Not us, you say. Well, that’s well and good, but the blistering skin lesions of porphyria and pseudoporphyria were once connected with folk tales, the living dead, and Count Dracula’s aversion to sunlight. Today we know the former disease processes to be connected to the ingestion of alcohol and medications (estrogen, diuretics, nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs, tretracycline), to kidney dialysis, to hepatitis B or C infection, and to tanning bed use.
Finally, the best (or worst) for last. It has been noted that 30%-50% of diabetic patients have or will have skin disease. Truth in numbers gives added weight to the already widely held notion that strict blood glucose control can do much to ward off the evil complications of this ubiquitous malady.
While a thick skin can do much to buttress a fragile ego, in much the same way that a wetsuit protects from the blue depths, thinner is better when it sounds the medical alarm to dive skin deep.

© 2006, Albert M. Balesh, M.D. All rights reserved.